Couch Potato

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  1. fola unique says:

    wow! Dis is lovely aunty sally

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  2. Uche says:

    Walahi Talahi Sally, I haven’t been able to stop laughing, belle don dey pain me sef… Nice! Really hilarious, thanks for this dose of ingenuous humor.

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  3. chibaby says:

    ok am sitting on my couch reading this & thinking if my couch it talking right now……………….oh sally see what you ve done to me. lols

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  4. Noksis says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I am trying to imagine what my bed will say it it had mouth. It is my bed, couch pacifier, lover and all. Wow.

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  5. oluwaseyi says:

    Lmao…… The coushion dey para gidi gan!!! Good work sally, and God speed in all your endeavours!

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  6. Toki says:

    No more novocaine knights? *sheds single tear*

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  7. Dan Auta says:

    Novocaine knights gone or would i say impeached by a couch. No wahala.

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  8. Rukayat says:

    Hehehehe!!!Lmao!!!

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  9. mariam says:

    Lol! Nice one Sally as Celine Dion sang if walls could talk..Hmmnnnnnnn……..Dont even want to think about it.

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  10. ShyChic says:

    Awww Sally! You left me in stitches…lol. I actually stopped mid way and thought if my bed actually talks…lwkmd. You made my day. I will miss Novocaine Knights like kilode sha. Sally,you have inspired me to leave this bed before it actually starts talking#winks#.

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  11. amadex says:

    waoh sis sally,rili luv dt u ar goin to continue fishbrain vow.thks for d eid mssg,dts thoughtful of u.

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  12. tedypine says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww abt Novocaine Knights… Haahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhah.thisarticle is hilarious.kpele oo. 9ce one sally

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  13. adefunke says:

    Seriously, couch don vex

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  14. Arepade says:

    Hahaha sandy the couch sorry o. Pls tel Emeka to go outside in the open n fart, since mess no get restroom

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  15. oyin says:

    Wow! That was awesome, at first I was like what has this guy done to deserve the insults? Midway, I realised what happened and was just shining my teeth especially when I got to that Blessing’s part. She is just a mess, hahaha. *the talking bed and chair* Good job dearie.

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  16. kevwe says:

    Oh no!! My Wura and mymood!!..#sobing#
    This article sha still can’t stp shinning my teeth…lol…nice one sally

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  17. mary says:

    Lmao!dis is so awesome!whether it’s a series or not,Sally u leave no story half-baked.Well done!

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  18. Kemi says:

    Wow! I was chuckling throughout. Well written.

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  19. sekinat says:

    swt, had to read it twice before i undastand it. beautiful!!! the couch para no be small.

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  20. gbemmy says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha, eh ehe eh eh. Salllllly oooo. If things could talk, no more secrets in this world again be that! Thanks sally, I laffed with my mouth wide sef

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  21. anthony says:

    OMG!!! This letter just made my day! Not sure what happened, but i managed to move from the couch to the ground while reading this. Guess i’ll treat furniture more nicely after today. Lol! You’ve got a colorful imagination sally, well done!

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  22. Tizzy says:

    Lmao. Oh no! Poor poor Sandy. She has seen enough of life. She should bow out gracefully.
    Choi! See me talking. How will I survive without NovoK. *bursts into tears* Sandy, wait for me!!!!

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  23. Ustyn says:

    That was funny but very interesting….

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  24. This is hilarious. A Very creative story but wait a minute….. what is goin on here….. no novacaine knights!!!. Arghh!! A couch story in its stead? *carrying placards* #bringbackourknights!! #bringbackourknights!! #bringbackourknights!!
    #bringbackourknights!!
    #impeachcouchpotato!!
    #impeachcouchpotato!!
    #impeachcouchpotato!!
    #bringbackourknights!!

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  25. Mo'Rain says:

    Smh. Seriously? Sally? Hehehehehehe. Your imaginations tho. Out of planet earth. May b in space or sumthn.

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  26. Tee says:

    Just imagine, if evrytin in d house can talk. Lol wahala dey.

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  27. Jojo says:

    lol……..this is heart breaking. Lets show some love

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  28. Z says:

    Cute. Very cute. ..let me ask Ifa before I answer you. Lol. Everything has eyes. Enjoy your break. I have enough saved Novo Knights episodes to keep me busy in your absence.

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  29. darkiebussie says:

    Lmao… Sally, you have such a wide imagination…

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  30. Praise says:

    The couch is really vexed, very funny.
    if only couch can actually talk, so many secrets will be revealed
    Sally well done. Ur writings amazes me

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  31. Pius says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!! Mensurating on the couch? Ok. That’s the height of it Sally. I’m still stuck there. I’m sure I’ll never look at a chair or couch or even bed the same again.
    Eeeeeeeeewww!!!

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  32. Chude says:

    Well done Sally.

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  33. zzee says:

    Sally! my own person! u’re good. ur imagination? gaga

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  34. chreez chreez says:

    Sally… Sally? You there?
    Time is such a bitch… I should’ve read this earlier.
    I felt like your ideal reader while reading this and I remembered Mr Woody all the time, remember him?
    Some stories and secrets we never get to know because the inanimate don’t talk.
    Loved this piece, it painted some level of poverty there and total neglect too

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    • imotolab2014 says:

      yes o chreez. i also read it n remembered Mr woody. you know, there are somethings that we humans just don’t realize. i dont mean like its important but i think we should all just try to take care of our things. just imagine if they could actually talk

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  35. imotolab2014 says:

    hehehe. lols. weird ima-gees aunty sally. so sorry i went AWOL. just had my dose of dish brain vows. take all d time you need aunt, we will alwaais be here, well i will sha. much as i love novo knights, i love u more. so go ahead and unclutter ur mind.

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  36. Adeola gem says:

    Hehehehe! Ms Sally, what a piece. I can’t stop laughing. Your sense of imagination get PhD o. I doff my hat. RIP Couch. You get a semblance in my house. My babyboo & I don sho am pepper. If e get another life, e no fit branch my house.

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