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8 Things I don’t Know About It’s Another Saturday

I might be the writer of It’s Another Saturday but it’s becoming clear to me that there are things I don’t know about the series. Dele’s Wife’s Real Name Seriously, I don’t know her name. She met Honey in uni and they have been friends since then but unfortunately, all I can tell you about her is that she is Dele’s wife. 2. The Town They Live In One might argue that the story takes place in Lagos, being that Genesis from Novocaine Knights who lives in Lagos, made a cameo appearance. However, nothing else has been mentioned about the name of the city. So, go ahead, call it Abuja, Kano, Ado-Ekiti; I don’t mind. 3. If Jideofor’s Bridemaker Phenomenon is Psychological, Spiritual or Just Plain Coincidence Tarela feels she did something diabolical to him that plunged him into reckless trysts with several women but what if it’s just simple psychology,…

It’s Another Saturday…#15

LeChase Hotel Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you I catch that thrust, give it right back to you You’re in so deep, I’m breathing for you You grab my braids, arch my back high for you You’re diesel engine, I’m squirting mad oil Down on the floor ’til my speaker starts to boil I flip shit, quick slip, hip dip and I’m twisted In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks And you’re so thick and you’re so thick and you’re so… Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice “Ooooh… Jill Scott.” “Jill Scot? Are you for real? How about ‘ooooh…Jide’?” I laugh, even though I so badly want to cry. I so badly want to scream out his name and wake the entire neighborhood. It’s 5am and Jide and I have been at…

It’s Another Saturday…#14

Afternoon! Next week I’ll bring you a new series from someone new. It’s all about family scandals. If you think you have drama in your family, you haven’t seen nothing yet. So, sit tight. You’ll have a mad ride with this one. Enjoy episode 14 of It’s Another Saturday… The One Who Keeps Appearing Jide did not just walk me out of his house. He did not just do that. What in the world! I breathe in deep. Calm down, Mary. He didn’t mean it. He would never knowingly treat you like that. It’s the jazz, so calm down… Heck, I can’t! I am so mad I feel like walking back to his house and giving him a piece of my mind. How can he talk to me like that? Is he insane? Anyways, I don’t blame him sha. He’s seen my nakedness, that’s why. But all the same, I’ll keep my…

It’s Another Saturday…#13

A colleague asked me the other day if I get upset when readers tell me my episodes are short. I told her that I don’t. I feel flattered, rather. So, here’s a huge thank you for flattering me, guys.*kisses!* But if I hear pim! about this episode ehn, I’ll be waiting with cane on the other side. Enjoy episode 13 of It’s Another Saturday. If you want to catch up, read HERE But Jide, Why? “This is a very stupid move, Hon.” Saratu is mad at me for quitting my job. This has been her state of mind since I broke the news to her two days ago. Earlier, she took me shopping and now we’re at a spa where she’s spoiling me silly, just to manipulate my mind into staying back. “He is so going to dump your sorry ass.” “No, he’s not.” I smile at her when what I really…

It’s Another Saturday…#12

This post is for all the Oliver and Olivia Twists that keep telling me the episodes are short. This should quench your thirst. Double Trouble Oh my God! Jide is in love?!!! I jolt up from my bed as if shot with a thousand needles. What type of useless dream did I just have? What madness is this? No, I cannot accept this if indeed it’s more than a dream. After all I sacrificed to ensure that his heart remained cold? Mtsheeew! I am demanding my money back or God help me, I will find that useless gypsy bitch wherever she is in this world and force poison down her throat. I turn on my WiFi and my phone and wait for both to boot up. Immediately they do, I make a video call to Kiya AKA my Egyptian spellcaster, AKA witch doctor. Many ladies in Nigeria go to useless…

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