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It’s Another Novocaine Saturday #14

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β€œI don’t want to do this,” Genesis says out loud. She is talking to no one, although she is in the company of Zach and Zoe whom she has just dressed up for an outing. Her expression of frustration gets their attention and they both fix their stares on her.

β€œYou guys want to go see grandma?”

Zoe gurgles.

β€œYou do?”

The gurgle turns into a smile. Genesis sighs, regretting her decision to have the twins visit Mamisi. But the woman had begged to the point of embarrassment and left Genesis with no choice. Now, she wishes she can take back her consent.

β€œMa, I’m ready.” Iya Idaya emerges from Genesis’ closet where she went to keep a few clothes. She is set to take the twins to Mamisi’s. She would stay there with them before bringing them back home by six.

β€œPlease, always have your eyes on them.”

β€œYes, ma.”

Iya Idaya lifts Zach from the bed. Genesis takes Zoe and together they leave the bedroom. The sound of Dominic’s robust laughter rings through the house as they walk down the stairs. He has a few friends over. Having just had lunch, they are now seated in the living room, drinking over hearty conversation.

β€œI want you back here with them at 6pm sharp, Iya Idaya. Not later.”

β€œYes, ma.”

Genesis and Iya Idaya step outside to a waiting car. They strap the twins in their seats at the back and after giving them each a kiss, Genesis stands and watches as the car drives out of the compound. She goes back into the house only when the gate slides back into place.

Loud laughter from Dominic and his friends greet her when she walks in. She takes a peek to see how things are going, having no desire to join them. But Seyi who is among the group, calls her in. The conversation stops as she enters the room. Seyi makes space for her to sit beside him and as soon as she does, the banter continues.

β€œI think I’ve fallen in love,” Seyi reveals to her in a low tone.

β€œFallen in love? That’s new.”

Seyi leaves the sofa and goes for a glass of wine for her.

β€œAnd who is the lucky girl?” Genesis takes the glass offered.

β€œSomeone I’d like to meet today.” Seyi sits and crosses his legs, straightening creases on the navy blue kaftan he’s wearing. A pair of lace-up leather boots completes the attire which Genesis approves of. She has always argued with herself over whom she feels is more stylish between Seyi and Dominic. Although Seyi’s fashion sense is more expressive, it lacks the attention to detail Dominic has. But both men always impress with their looks, pampering themselves with the same attention they give their women. Not that Seyi has had a woman in a while. His last relationship with a much younger girl ended quite dramatically after a pregnancy scare. Since then he has stayed off females completely, concentrating on work as much as Dominic does.

β€œRemember your friend on Friday night at the party?” He straightens out his moustache.

β€œWhat friend?” Genesis asks.

β€œThe fair one who was in the company of her husband, whom you called Sugar or something like that.”

β€œHoney?”

β€œYes, that one. Honey.”

β€œYou’re in love with Honey?”

β€œNo. But maybe if I had met her before her husband did, yeah, probably I’d have fallen for her. She’s got it. And that dress she wore…” Seyi gives a thumbs up.

β€œYou even noticed her dress.”

β€œI’m sorry, my eyes pick out and appreciate sophistication by default… which reminds me to compliment the way you looked on that night. You killed it as usual.”

Genesis fights off a grin but her dimple betrays her. And for some reason, Dominic’s eye falls on her from across the room, adding to her blush.

β€œThank you,” she says to Seyi.

β€œSo, back to my crush.”

β€œYour crush…”

β€œShe came with your friend.”

β€œOkay?” Genesis tries to recall the events on Friday night. So much had happened that she gave little attention to the people around her. She can hardly remember all that transpired that night.

β€œShe was wearing a teal dress that had stones on it.”

β€œOh! Hauwa!”

Genesis had spent the entire Friday with Honey glamming up for what she thought was a charity ball. On their way to the party, Honey had made a quick stop at the junction of their street and picked Hauwa whose dress left a mark on Genesis.

β€œI loved that dress she had on,” Seyi comments.

β€œMe too.”

β€œSo her name is Hauwa?”

β€œYeah.”

β€œShe’s a Muslim?”

β€œI don’t know anything about her, Seyi. She’s Honey’s friend.”

β€œIs there a way I can see her today?”

β€œToday?”

Seyi leans in closer. β€œI thought about her all night on Friday, and the most of yesterday. So, yeah…I think maybe it’s something deep I feel. I need to see her to be certain.”

β€œI hope you’re not planning to just sleep with her, Shay. She seems to me like a responsible type.”

β€œI just want to see her before I travel back for business.”

β€œI think that can be arranged. Give me a minute.”

Genesis leaves the living room and returns some minutes later, talking to someone on her phone. When she sits, she concludes with the call.

β€œHoney will have us over for dinner tonight,” she informs Seyi.

β€œI hope we won’t be intruding?”

β€œShe insists. I was going to have us do the β€˜we’re in the neighborhood and so we decided to drop by’ type of visit while she had Hauwa over but she insists on dinner. She’s happy to entertain us for the night.”

β€œOkay. With Nick?”

Genesis glances at her husband. β€œYour friend is very anti-social. What’s the deal with that?”

β€œSelf-importance, maybe?”

Genesis bursts out laughing. Dominic stares at them with a frown.

β€œYou know he’s an arrogant prick.”

β€œHey, he’s not. And to prove to you that he isn’t, we’ll take him along.” Genesis adjusts her sitting to a more comfortable pose. β€œSo tell me what you like about Hauwa?”

β€œI have no idea, Gen. You guys walked in together and trust me, you were smashing and your friend…”

β€œHoney.”

β€œHoney was gorgeous as well, but Hauwa…” He shakes his head. β€œShe got me like damn!”

β€œYou think she could be the one?”

β€œThe one?” He chuckles. β€œTake it easy. I don’t even know her. She could have a man on the side.”

β€œWhatever she has, please, Shay, no hit and run with her.”

He taps his chest. β€œScout’s honor.”

∞∞∞∞  ∞∞∞∞  ∞∞∞∞

I had planned to have a quiet Sunday. Just stay in bed and sleep until I hit the gym in the evening. But family drama will not let me be. First it’s Mex and Yazmin. After ignoring her for a whole week, Mex stomps into my house, barges into Yazmin’s bedroom and demands that she returns home or the marriage is over.

I have never been a fan of Yazmin but I just can’t stand and watch a woman being treated like shit, so I step in and order my brother out of my house. He is tipsy, of course. I don’t give a shit. Instead, I call Oba over and ask him to drive him to Kalu’s. After they are gone, I have a moment with Yazmin which basically ends in me being a shoulder she weeps on for a whole hour. She tells me she desperately wants to leave but is torn not because of the pregnancy but because she still loves Emeka. Even more now, with all their issues. She explains how they fall deeper into each other after every fight.

Crazy. But then the whole love triangle is.

Before I let her be, I notice that she is running a temperature. I get my thermometer and stethoscope. I check her vitals. Things don’t look good.

β€œHave you started attending antenatal?”

She shakes her head and breaks down again. β€œI don’t want this baby!”

Good Lord. What am I to do with this mess? Where is Honey when I need her?

β€œI want to have an abortion.”

I sigh and balance my butt properly on her bed. This is going to take long.

She explains to me her reasons, which are quite logical. Emeka doesn’t want the baby, they never planned for it and she feels guilty over the whole thing. She feels getting rid of it will give her some peace of mind and heal her marriage.

I let her speak until she falls silent. Only then do I make her see reasons in keeping the pregnancy. Unlike many of my colleagues, I am pro-choice and strongly believe that a woman should be allowed to make her own decisions as pertaining to her body. But I’m never going to go outright and tell anyone that comes to me for advise to terminate a living, breathing fetus.

β€œWe will take care of your baby, Yazmin. You have brothers and sisters and parents who will be here for you even if Mex isn’t. We will never break your heart. You are family and so is that baby you’re carrying. So, please, think about it before you make your decision. Okay?”

She nods with a smile so faint. I smile back. I think I have taken to her finally.

I get off the bed and walk to the door. She stops me.

β€œI want to keep the baby.” She sniffles. I look at her. β€œYeah, I want to. I didn’t plan for it but I think it’s innocent and shouldn’t have to die because Mex and I were careless. Yeah, I want to keep it. But will you be my midwife? Please? Because if you’re not, I don’t think I can stay strong.”

I mull over it for some seconds.

β€œI need to check you. I don’t feel comfortable with that fever you have. Is it okay if I have a quick look?”

β€œSure.”

I go to my room and return with a few items. I take Yazmin’s vital signs again and calculate her due date. I find that she is already thirteen weeks pregnant. I question her about her gynecological and reproductive history as well as any medical conditions in her family that I need to know of. After that, I examine her for gum disease which can be an indicative factor for preterm labor. Done with that, I check her breasts, abdomen, and listen to her heart once more. Finally, I do a thorough but delicate pelvic exam. This is one of the reasons the gynecologists at the hospital where I work don’t really like me. I have been accused of trying to take over their jobs. But that’s far from it. I am just thorough with my methods, having trained specifically as a gynecological nurse before moving on to midwifery. This is all part of my process. The doctors usually run the first tests and once the pregnancy clocks twelve weeks, I take over, but sometimes, I am stubborn and break the rules with patients who have little trust in their doctors.

β€œTomorrow, I’ll take you to the hospital to have some tests run.”

β€œAre they going to do another pelvic exam?”

β€œYes. I’ll refer you to an OBGYN who will run further tests.”

β€œI always freak out with pelvic exams but you were gentle and I hardly felt a thing.”

I hold my tongue. I am not to say thank you to that. I have just literally shoved my fingers into her vagina. I doubt that Emeka will find it funny.

β€œI’ll be there with you,” I promise. She seems relieved.

β€œI’ll get you something for the fever and a full bottle of water. Please stay hydrated, draw the shades close, turn off your phone, use earplugs and go straight to sleep. Didi will watch Tobe.”

β€œThanks.”

I stroll out and find my wife’s beautiful face smiling at me as she steps out of the kitchen. She has just returned from the market where she went to get foodstuff for tonight’s dinner with the Ditorusins.

β€œIs Yaz okay?” she questions.

β€œShe’s fine. Nothing a little rest and Tylenol won’t fix. How are you?”

β€œI’m good.”

The scent of her perfume is like a pheromone and I follow it until my lips are tasting the sweetness of her mouth.

β€œCan I help out with something?”

β€œNo, I got it all covered, hotstuff. Just sit down and put your ear out for Jiney when she wakes up.”

I’m not in the mood for Jiney or anything else. Having just had a taste of Honey’s lips, I want the rest of her. However, I take a couch in the living room and visit my blog to do some technical work in the backend. Barry makes it hard for me to concentrate. Chewing my jeans and yapping for no reason is his idea of male bonding. I ignore him and when he gets tired, he sits quietly beside me. By now I’m done with my blog and I’m trying everything I can to get laid but nothing is working. Not even when I use Barry whom Honey now considers the cutest thing asides Jiney. Amused at my antics, she takes a picture of both of us and quickly uploads it on Instagram, tagging me.

724715-1She captions it: all shades of cuteness. Is your hubs as hot as mine?

I tap on the little heart icon to like the picture, agreeing with her about my cuteness. I seem to have gotten sexier as a married man. I tell her that and give her kudos, all in a bid to get tail but Honey is not falling for my sweet mouth.

β€œLater in the night when I’m tired, you’ll be molesting me anyhow,” I tell her as I follow her into the kitchen.

β€œI’ll touch you anyhow I want, hotstuff,” she responds, stroking my junk as her other hand stirs something in a pot on fire. I drag her away and pin her to the wall for a steamy kiss but my phone lodging in my back pocket starts to ring. Honey pulls it out and hands it to me.

β€œNne,” she utters.

I answer the old woman’s call.

β€œNne’m oma, how are you, darling?”

β€œTired,” my mother answers. β€œPlease come and speak sense to your younger brother before I pour pepper in his eyes.”

β€œNne, I have washed my hands off Emeka…”

β€œWhich Emeka? I’m talking about Obasi.”

β€œOba is at home? I sent him to Kalu’s a short while ago.”

β€œHe’s here with me. He just got in and it seems he has lost his mind with the nonsense he’s telling me. I will soon slap him and pour that pepper in his eyes.”

She then goes off in Igbo in one long ass lamentation.

β€œI’ll be there in a few minutes.” I groan silently as she rings off. Honey gives me a comforting peck. To show appreciation, I squeeze her boob and correctly aim for the nipple. She shrieks, pulls back and smacks me. Barry, who has been watching us, begins to bark at me. The beast is quite protective of her.

β€œShattap.” I playfully kick it and it goes for my Nike slipper. We struggle for a while before I fling it off and hurry out of the house.

A sunny sky meets me outside. No, scratch that. Burning hell meets me outside. My car offers little comfort. The AC is bad. I let down the windows and hit the streets.

I yawn. I am tired, hungry and horny. The last thing on my mind is Oba and Nne’s drama. I pray it doesn’t take my time.

I arrive at the family house and from the gate I hear Nne’s raised voice. When I get in, I expect to see Oba in the same state but I find him seated on a couch in the living room, thumbing over his phone screen.

β€œWhat’s going on?”

β€œAsk her,” he replies. I look at my mother and I don’t need to be told that she has gotten into her bitch mode. This happens once a year. Woe betides the person that is responsible for bringing out this side of her. What is her grouse this year? Oba wants to leave the house and move in with a colleague. That is all! Nothing else. To her, Oba is still her little baby boy and going to live on his own means he has joined bad gang. The old woman is not having it. And yes, she has fresh pepper, pounded and waiting to pour into his eyes.

I put my arms around her and lead her to the kitchen where I sit her down, placate her and explain to her that Oba is now a grown man and should be allowed to do as he pleases.

β€œNne, one day he will get married and leave you and your husband. Will you follow him and his wife to his house?”

At this, she keeps quiet.

β€œHe is an adult now, mom. Please, it’s time you let him be.”

β€œAbeg, help me tell her.” Oba is standing by the door, hands in his pockets. β€œShe doesn’t want me to go, yet she won’t let me have any girl over.”

β€œSo that you will be romancing them in my parlor, in broad daylight!”

β€œWill you let me carry them to my room?”

β€œYou see it? You hear your brother, Jideofor? All he wants to do is fornicate, and that is why he will not leave my sight! I can’t have a useless son, going around with a wayward penis!”

β€œJide did it and nobody said anything.”

I turn to him. β€œHey!”

β€œJide did it and that’s why you too you want to do it, okwa ya? I will not only rub pepper in your eyes! I will hold that your thing and bathe it with the pepper! Open that your nonsense mouth again and see what will happen to you!”

β€œMommy, free me nau! Let me go! It’s just out of respect that I’m still here o! You know I can walk out and there’s nothing anybody will do to me!”

I see hurt in my mother’s eyes. I gesture to Oba to leave. He goes away, grumbling. I take her hands in mine.

β€œNne, you know you’re fighting against the wind. You know that, right?”

Tears fill her eyes.

β€œThis is not a crying matter nau.”

β€œNo. You don’t understand. It’s your father’s late mistress that is responsible for all of this!”

β€œHow did she enter this talk now?”

β€œThe only reason I am holding on to Obasi is because of that her useless daughter.”

β€œI don’t understand.”

β€œI suspect something is going on between two of them.”

β€œOba and Ndidi?”

β€œYes. I don’t want to ask him because it will be like I’m accusing him. I have not seen anything directly that connects them but I sense it, Jideofor. I sense it. And I don’t want that girl in our lives in any way. She has the same strange, evil spirit her mother had. She will ruin my baby. Please, help me talk to him. If he can stay away from her, then I’m fine with him living anywhere he desires to but as it stands, I want him under my nose all the time before she will destroy him. Please, talk to him.”

Wow. What a lot to take in. Oba and Didi? It’s unlikely. Nne must be imagining things. Nonetheless, I assure her that I’ll have a word with him.

β€œLet’s go for drinks,” I tell him as I come out to the living room. He picks his phone and follows me out. I allow him drive my car. I sit back and turn the radio on.

β€œSo, what’s going on between you and Didi?”

Oba looks at me for some seconds and then throws his head back in laughter.

β€œNne suspects there’s something between us?”

β€œMm-hm.”

β€œIgnore her jare. There’s nothing going on between me and Didi.”

β€œYou’re sure?”

β€œYeah.”

And so I rest the matter. We stop at a sports bar, play a game of pool over drinks and after two bottles, Oba begins to sing a different tune.

β€œI have a crush on Didi,” he confesses. β€œBasically she’s been using me as her driver since she came to Lagos. And hey, I’m not complaining. She’s hot. I’m her baby brother, so it’s all good. We get to hang out a lot…”

β€œAnd you drop her for dates with other guys and spend money on her, abi?”

He gives an uneasy laugh. β€œI really, really like her, Jide, but it’s not just the brother and sister issue. I mean, I could just tell her that we’re not related.”

β€œAnd watch yourself burn in popsi’s hell.”

β€œI can handle that. But here’s my issue with Didi – and I’m not supposed to tell anyone this. Can you keep it to yourself?”

β€œTalk already.”

He breathes out loudly. Whatever he is about to say is difficult to let out.

β€œDidi is auctioning her virginity online to the highest bidder.”

I put my beer bottle aside.

β€œThe URL of the website is sellyourvirginity.org and Didi is registered there.”

I quickly pick my phone up and type in the site’s URL in my Google Chrome.

β€œYou can’t find her there. It’s a very private site that protects its members. It’s run by Bunny Ranch in the US.”

β€œAnd what’s that?”

β€œA brothel. Once Didi’s auction ends, they’ll fly her to the ranch to meet her bidder and basically, she’ll be stuck there as a ho’.”

My tummy churns. β€œOba, are you sure of all you just told me?”

He nods.

β€œCan you please help her before she fucks her life up?”

I am dumbfounded. Unable to say anything, I down my beer as I ignore my ringing phone. Honey is calling. I guess the Ditorusins have arrived. I call one of the bar girls to come over with our bill. As I wait for her, I take a good look at my brother’s face and feel sorry for him. Dude is really in love.

β€œNot Ndidi,” I tell him as I rest a hand on his shoulder. β€œFind someone else, Oba. Not her. She’ll break your heart.”

Β©Sally@moskedapages

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50 Comments

  1. Kemi says:

    First to comment?????

  2. Carah says:

    Auctioning virginity??? is didi mad or what? This episode is funny .seyi et Hauwa ??I feel something beautiful would come out of this. I can’t wait to see how their love story unfolds .mamisi shd better not do something evil to those children if she doesn’t want to die.sally , this is for you??.

  3. Eunice says:

    Chai…now this is so much to take in.
    Auction virginity?
    So….Nice as always Dear Sally.

  4. Rikitava says:

    Which kain mumu crush…..Oba, I dnt need this for you. I’m happy for Hauwa,I know Seyi will do right by her plus he’s old…it’s time d agbaya settle down.

  5. ebunoluwa says:

    wow!!! 2 episodes back to back. me likey!!! thanks Sally. but na wa o. dis didi girl get witch craft o. I hope seyi falls hard for hauwa n treat her right jor, it’s long overdue jor. n lezxy wey wan marry kasi, issorite. I jus hope she doesn’t chicken out again sha. overall, both episodes are d bomb. thank you for making my Saturday.

  6. Trixandra says:

    Haaa! !! Ndidi!!!!! Ndidi!!!! Ndidi!!!!! How many times did I call you??

  7. Kemi says:

    Eish. This is hawt!
    Sally, never saw Hauwa and Seyi coming together but then love happens unexpectedly.
    Woo I just love you,yes we all do mess up but the biggest messing up we can do is to not trust in God ‘s unfailingly love and mercy. Forgive yourself,move on and go marry Mymood quickly so you don’t burn (see as I write the comment as if Woo go fit read am ?)
    Thanks Sally for this loooooong/ bonus episode.?????? You are simply the best and I hope you enjoyed your short vacation.

  8. adebayo says:

    Jide did it and nobody said anything..Lmao!! My best line of the night.
    The love I have for Sally ehn…keep it coming.

  9. Kemi says:

    In between, Didi’s desire to auction her virginity reminds me of To Tame a Virgin. Looking forward to seeing how this unfolds. That girl na original cray girl.?

  10. t4temi says:

    Baby, she will break ur heart o. She is sweet and very wild…. Pls let her go and fall in love with a bad girl……. Too many twists, Sally…….definitely worth the wait. Thank you.

  11. Temmy says:

    Auctioning virginity? Ndidi has some issues really, I mean who does that? Tnx sally for this wonderful night blessings

  12. wumi says:

    sally, thank you for hooking up Hauwa. Ndidi….i know that girl is possessed, which one is auction virginity?

  13. I’m speechless with the back to back episodes today.. Auctioning virginity? Hian.. I love Nne’s relationship with her son’s, so awesome non-inhibiting. Didi come off as trouble since she came into d picture.
    I cnt wait to know what will spring up between Shay and Hauwa..
    Woo woo, just hang in there ok? Honey and Jide be making me miss falling in love, but I don’t have that energy again jaree. Its not meant for certain people.
    God bless you sally boo, I love you always!!!

  14. gbemmy says:

    episode I love and enjoy, Mahmud and wura all is well with u but am suspecting a vibe with pastor. spoilt brat is ready for las,issokay.
    now epi 14, hide did it and nobody talked…Obi is that d lesson u suppose learn from ur brother.. Ndidi,ur brain dey hot o. with ur orobo body,u won spoil something good u have going and to make it worst,Oba don turn puppy. gramps Seyi, na play u still won dey do….no take Hauwa for a ride o

    Sally kudos as always. how weekend for ur side

  15. Jumes says:

    Awwwwwwn… Seyi and Hauwa?… Abeg which one is sell your virginity again ??? Didi needs Nne’d pepper…
    Sally thank you?

  16. Amina says:

    Love love me some IANS# Thanks Sal for the bonus

  17. Moji says:

    Nice one! Thanks for this Sally. Another love story unfolding between hauwa and seyi- seyi pls make it real o. Love Jide and Honey ‘ love all time. As for Didi, I am short of words….

  18. Cheyi says:

    Chai madam Sally, dis dis God o! Which one is virgin auctioning again??? Seyi & Hauwa ? plix Hauwa must be the one o! Seye needs to be fixed asap, as he must not for a bachelor. Many thanks for the back to back episodes *mwah* Regards to the fam!

    1. Seye says:

      Come o, it is Seyi that needs fixing nau. Abi whush one be my own πŸ˜€

  19. iamhorllamii says:

    Didi b careful….Eish Sally tanx 4 dis one back 2 back episode…. Oshhey

  20. I still think Yasmin is too selfish for her own good and her kids will learn it from her coz you can’t help these things, they just happen. With the way everyone is beginning to take her side and tola is beginning to stand alone, hian sally go easy on tola ooo. This didi fool nko? That’s how she will enslave herself to men for life. But Mrs S thanks for this awesome bonus. Was moody before I saw this.

  21. mz_eluanza says:

    I was really enjoying myself until I got to d virginity auctioning part…what the hell is that (pardon my English). Oga should really find someone else …I v nothing against didi but I think she is too much baggage. Yasmin I sometimes don’t know what to do with you…receive sense biko.

  22. hacolyte says:

    Seyi et Hauwa, i prayed simfin gud cums out of it but cum2 fink abt it Seyi is not d marrying type o. But people do change shaa 4gud, I’m happy 4 Shey o. Didi is bcuming strange every nau n den wch1 is selling virginity to d highest bidder again o. But Oba shdnt fall 4 Didi dat wud b disaster n put a clog in familyhood o. Nice 1 Sally. ???
    Xoxo

  23. clara says:

    Chai…. pls now, u people should pity me kwanu… Dis series is just out of the world… is getting interesting every day by day. I love you, the writer, everyone on this page. Hmmmm.. pls can u make it three in one from next Saturday. Wish my request will b granted. Olivertwistaskformore.pls

  24. dear Sally can u please mk this story go on forever like days of our lives,tinsel etc.I don’t want it to ever end, my heart is filled with zoo much joy whenever I’m reading it.thank you soo much n please consider my crazy request.

  25. Sally eh!!!!Suspense wan kee me!!!

  26. Nice one Madam Salz. “Life And Struggles Of A Last Child: The Chronicles of OBA” has just begun

  27. Eunice says:

    How come no one is talking about that Jide’s pic!! Damn dude is fine!! Perfect pic for his character.
    Beautiful episode Sally.
    Thanks.x

  28. Marion says:

    Hmmmm great episode as usual thanks Sally, hmmmm Oba nor go there u go wound, woo woo pls stick to mymood n’y beg leave Pastor Ralph, don’t even let the devil tempt you. Honey ur love with hide always makes me jealous. Lexy and Katie are my favourite couples ? now and I really pray they settle together. So thanks Sally for this long episode waiting anxiously for the darker berry. Kisses

  29. Dayo says:

    Auctioning her virginity ke, thats a new one, na wa o

  30. zeeniey says:

    Ndidi tho.. Nice one Sally

  31. Pacesetter says:

    whao, its much. thanks for d update.

  32. anitaeneh says:

    hmmm… auctioning virginity? Ndidi no well ooo. sally nice one tnks

  33. Agirl says:

    I want moreeeeeee…great episode Sally as always, more grease to your elbows

  34. AOS says:

    Seyi and Hauwa, what a combination….high time they both settle down jare. Auctioning virginity…..this is interesting, first time am hearing such. Nothing should happen to the kids with Mamisi biko oh.

    How are you and your family doing? Thank you and take care….xoxo.

  35. Ifeanyi Onochie says:

    Nice one. Why do I have a feeling that Nick knows Hauwa from his past? I might be wrong sha. Oba should free Didi jor. Please, I hope she goes to US and remains there. I’m tired of her antics.

  36. Glady_coco says:

    Aunty Sally….well done o

    Firstly,Obasi shouldnt go near Didi. That girl is a time bomb. Woo woo is busy rigmarolling into this invicible love triangle that she’s created all by herself as to which I find it so annoying.
    As for Seyi qmd Hausa…..I can only say eshe teal dress o.I would love to see how their own story would end of course.
    And yeyyy, Lexus has taken that bold step. To lose your heart to another. Scariest sh** ever. Hope Kasi feels the same now.

    And I pray for my own Jideofor. Lord, provide him asap. I’m in love with his character.

  37. Glady_coco says:

    Aunty Sally….well done o

    Firstly,Obasi shouldnt go near Didi. That girl is a time bomb. Woo woo is busy rigmarolling into this invicible love triangle that she’s created all by herself between mymood and pastor Ralph, as to which I find it so annoying.
    As for Seyi and Hauwa…..I can only say eshe teal dress o.I would love to see how their own story would end of course.
    And yeyyy, Lexus has taken that bold step. To lose your heart to another. Scariest sh** ever. Hope Kasi feels the same now.

    And I pray for my own Jideofor. Lord, provide him asap. I’m in love with his character.

  38. Seye says:

    I dey fear for the twins o, I just hope they, or one of them won’t be Mamisi’s re-entry point because that woman is just terrible.
    Seyi and Hauwa seem to be something nice. Where it’ll end depends on them I believe. Just maybe she’ll sweep Seyi off his feet, like Gen and Dominic.
    These Onuora people and their drama ehn! I like Jide and Honey’s anytime and everytime. This one that Obasi is chooking eye for his sister’s body, me ayam nor dia o.
    The Ndidi babe get hot blood sha. Or how else does one justify the next page wey she just open? Auction virginity today, regret and start singing another tune tomorrow. Jide na badt guy sha, dude played on Oba’s weakness and got the young man singing like a canary.
    Thank you Sally, thanks for the double weekend treat. Bless up

  39. loolah says:

    Chaii too much sweetness this week. This didi and her winchy winchy self, she should just carry her wahala and leave Oba alone oo. I just hope seyi and hauwa also have a beautiful story it is long overdue. As usual Sally thumbs up and then *oya take Kiss* *in Don jazzy’s deep voice*.

  40. Fsf says:

    Nothing wey person no go hear oooooo,Virginity auctioning nawa

  41. Sophia says:

    Thanks Aunt Sally,..I’m speechless,both episodes was a hit for the weekend ,..you d best Aunty Sally.

  42. bi says:

    Sally oooooooooooo, double double blessings and goodness shall be yours, Amen. To d koko , I appreciate d fact that you share your broad knowledge specially to make awareness of such information (word) thanks sally. Nothing we no go hear for this world ooo virginity auction ke, and that’s how ladies (pple) fall victim, with not knowing all the pros and cons of things until they are into it e.g. former miss Anambra beauty pageant ….. l know since Jide is involve she won’t fall victim. Oba should borrow brain and not give Nne heart attack oo. Seyi and Hauwa are good to go if Seyi is serious this time around. Kudos and Thanks Sally.

  43. bi says:

    Sally oooooooooooo, double double blessings and goodness shall be yours forever. to d koko, l appreciate the fact that you share your broad knowledge specially for the awareness of such information (word). Nothing we no go hear for this world ooo virginity auction ke? that’s how ladies (pple) fall victim of what they don’t know the pros and cons of e.g. Former Anambra beauty pageant……..I know since Jide is aware of it she won’t fall victim, Oba should borrow brain and not give Nne heart attack oo. Seyi and Hauwa are good to go if Seyi is serious this time around Noni. Mamsi please don’t tamper with our twins ooo

  44. I feel like your writing style has changed abit. Enjoyed it as usual though. ????????????

  45. Oluchi Amuda says:

    You always make my day anytime ,anywhere, any day. Thanks a million. Having a bad feeling about Mamisi and the twins, hope nothing will happen to them.

  46. Deyrinsolar says:

    Aunt Sally, deris God oo be making me to laugh out loud and pple around will be lyk wat is wrong with this girl, I just love d onuoras my perfect idea of family.

  47. Toyenlon says:

    I’m happy for Hauwa, it’s high time Seyi settles down too. Jide had better talk sense to Didi before she does something she’ll regret…auction virginity ke…na wa o. Great read, thanks.

  48. Funmilola Adekola says:

    Ndidi ya crazy! Oba ya crazier! Awwwww ! Am happy for Hauwa! Shay you don enter one chance. Thanks Sally

  49. genesis has lost her ruthless side. she’s too soft and that’s going to cost her. can’t believe she sent the twins to stay with that witch.
    Didi has issues. sell your virginity? babe has serious issues

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