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βHi!β Sola said with his heart definitely beating beyond normal.
His βhiβ was full of guilt; an βhiβ trying to contain a disease that may soon turn an epidemic.
βHello, I am Ayobami, Solaβs girlfriend, and you guys are?β
β. . . his victims dumbass!β Amaka screamed.
Now seriously, Amaka is being really bitchy. Shoo! Wetin the girlfriend do na! And seriously, youβd know an insecure girlfriend when you see one! βYai, Ayam Solaβs girlfriendβ I murmured annoyinglyβ stupid girl.
βErrm abeg, my time is precious! Who among you is Sola? I take it that you are the one.β Amaka said facing Sola. It was written all over his face that he was uncomfortable and unstable. Guilt is a bastard!
βDo you know that you are a fool and an irresponsible man and a beast!β
Now the conjuncts are getting too much! An indication that Amaka don dey take am personal.
βHow could you molest someone who shared an open mind with you? You molested my friend here and its highly unacceptable to me. The fact that she wonβt react doesnβt mean I wonβt. Now you are here treating yourself to a meal with a chick who thinks you are a great and faithful guy.β
At this stage, the girlfriend opened her mouth speechlessly and Jide likewise was just staring saying nothing. Sola on the other hand definitely doesn’t have anything to say.
βYouβve got something to say to me or my girl?β Amaka asked.
βOh! Nothing! You think you can go about sending stupid apologetic messages and you think thatβs all? This is a huge warning to you, stay away from my friend, do I make myself clear?β
Sola went dumb!
βI guess that silence means yes!β
βSola, what do you have to say. I really donβt understand. Are these ladies saying the truth?β
Now, the girlfriend is getting emotional. An indication of high disappointment, maybe not for what he did to me, but the unfaithfulness. She grabbed her bag and cried out, runing off slowly in her 3 inches heels.
βAyo please wait!β Sola screamed!
Now the unexpected happened! Jide hit Sola on the jaw and he landed on his ass. . . I thought they were supposed to be friends.
βI am disappointed in you!β Jide screamed.
βOuch!β Amaka said definitely with a smile! Stupid girl. She was having fun and we were creating a scene in someoneβs business arena and the bartender was walking towards our corner.
βHi, I am Amaka Cokerβ stretching forth her hand to Jide.
βIβm sorry. I am Jide Jonesβ
βMy kind of man! I love me some Jack Bauerβ Amaka said winking at me with Jide smiling back.
βWhatβs going on here please! You distracting our customers and making a mess of our restaurant.β The bartender said.
βWe are so sorry man! A stipend for your trouble.β Amaka said, dipping some notes in the guyβs pocket while she walked away with Jide at the front and I followed afterwards.
βFuck you Sola!β I said bending down to him with his ass on the ground.
βAnd these two just stole my show!β I murmured running after Amaka and Jide.
And then, I fell in love with him just like that!
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One would have thought Amaka had it for Jide and vice versa, but reverse was the case. . . Amaka never hit on guys, but she never fails to appreciate the aesthetic works of God on a guy whenever she sees one. Sometimes when Iβm alone, I realize how much she means to me; sheβs the blood sister I never had.
Sitting side by side with Jide never felt so real until I remembered how it started and what it used to be back then. . . Something in me wasnβt convenient with the fact that Jide and Solaβs girlfriend knew about the whole molestation story. I do appreciate my private life and not only normal people get molested, sometimes, escorts are molested too. Iβm not admitting to anything *donno what you think I am* but I do appreciate privacy a lot.
βWho cares for privacy? Girl, you dey dull me o. Seriously, what has happened to you?β
βIβm pregnantβ I blurted out
βIβm glad but who is the father and donβt tell me it’s Sola cos na molestation you call am no be rape!β
Amaka is a fool! I can see all the gestures in her eyes and I know sheβs up to no good.
βAbeg free me Amaka; there is nothing going on. Iβm just having some terrible flashes of things I have seem to forgotten; thatβs all and I am not pregnant cos I can already see your brain is calculating again.β
βWell, I would have to see a concrete proof that you are not harboring a bastard in there. All you need is a small bottle and we have a lot of unused, yet to expire PT kits in here, so just donβt flush down that early morning water tomorrow, get me my copy!β
βWalahi you be fool!β I said throwing her a pillow.
βBae, youβd be fine, get over yourself please, donβt allow a simple almost fatal experience tear your walls down, itβs not worth it!β
She threw her arms round me, wrapping me tightly. Amaka is really my soothing massage chair, no homo and we are straight as hell. Sheβs a good girlfriend and sister. . . she held me tightly for like thirty minutes whispering soothing words in my ears, some crazy words I hit her for, and some, a slap. I was relieved and we were laughing our hearts out until we had a loud bang at the door. . .
βYou go get the door, Iβm off to the bathroom!β she said to me.
βWhy you dey always bath like mammy water pikin like this?β
βI sweated after a very engaging fight I launched on your behalf! Hello oβ she said with her eyes almost bulging out.
βI send you message? Mumu girlβ I said as she already left for the bathroom.
βYou welcome! And by the way, I was kidding about having a copy of your urine, I believe you sweetieβ she echoed from the bathroom!
Stupid girl! Like I was gonna give her a copy before? A copy? Is my urine a document? This girl na proper were I tell you; full of misappropriated and twisted dictions.
βWhoβs there?β
βItβs me ma.β
βYou, who?β I enquired further.
βEliza!β
I quickly opened the door. Somehow, I feel responsible for the girl. Somehow, I have this connection with her even though I hate her guts and her uncontrolled blabbing.
βCome inβ I said, opening the door for her to enter.
βThank you.β
She looked so decent and was properly talking to me for the first time that it felt so unreal, except for the fact that her breast packs were missing as usual.
βWetin happen Eliza?β
βErrrm! Errm! I am so sorry for the other time.β
βItβs fine really.β . . . Was it? Lol.
βThank you o.β she said almost kneeling down.
βAbeg, aunty Amaka dey aus too? I go like make both of una dey together so I fit talk wetin I wan talkβ
βOw! Okay.β Now this is getting weird believe me.
βAmaka! Amaka o!β
βYes, you called.β
She was standing right in front of me like some Nollywood disappearing and appearing powers had brought her.
βYou finished early.β I said murmuring hoping she didnβt hear that.
βWell, I heard you. Thanks! Life is not static; we change, so I changed for the moment. . . And who do we have here?β she said eyeballing Eliza.
Amaka never liked Eliza, she despises her eagerness and early signs of promiscuity. Mama na prophet. The day she called to tell me Eliza was showing early signs of promiscuity, I laughed my ass out! Gosh!
βAunty Amaka, good afternoon ma.β
βAfternoon o!β
I canβt help but laugh. βSo what can we do for you o Elizaβ
βAbeg, I need your financial help. I need to pay my school fee and to register for some OβLevel exams like NECO and WAEC GCE. Iβve searched round the compound finding who I can seek help from but you are the only people that crossed my mind.
“Please, help me.β she said kneeling down.
She was actually being overdramatic I think.
βWell that is a small thing, I can spare some contacts.β
βAmaka!β I gave her a very sharp look that screams βWhat was that aboutβ
βOkay, Eliza, we donβt have much but we would help you. First, letβs start with your school fee; thatβs the most pressing one.
How much is the school fee?β Amaka asked.
β6,000 naira ma.β
βOkay, come back around 9pm. We would have something for you.β
βThank you so much. God go bless you o.β she said taking her leave.
βAnd Eliza, why donβt you wear clothes for your. . .β I said pointing to her chest area.
βThe only one wey I get don tear and papa no gimme money to get wetin I need.β
βOkay, whatβs your size?β
She looked down without saying anything. I guess that meant she had no idea and was a little embarrassed.
βOkay, wait for me here.β
Amaka was just standing, staring at us. I went in and I came out with some of the new ones I got. They are expensive though.
βThis should size you I guess.β I handed it over to her.
βGod bless you o!β she left.
βAmaka! What was that about? You have contacts to spare?β
βYes na. She needed help and since she had been grooming herself for so long, I wanted to give her an expensive opportunity to make for herself more than she needed. We never needed the money but she does.β
βAmaka! Letβs us just forget about this for now!β
βI get what you are trying to do, you feel responsible for her, you’re trying to redeem your soul by helping her, fine! If it works for you, you have my full support.β
βOkay. But donβt forget we are helping her. At least, letβs give her 10k, she pays for her school fees and use the remaining 4k for food or something.
βAlright.β She left!
βWe are helping her o Amaka!β I screamed
βAnd you are responsible for her!β She screamed back from the room.
Yea! Thatβs the part of Amaka that gets nasty. . . My phone vibrated and thatβs a message and I really hope it isnβt Sola.
βhey, how are you feeling now and I guess you feel a lot better. . .
Are you free for 7pm? If yes, I would like to book for that time. Kindly
get back to me. My regards to Amaka. . . Jide.β
Didnβt know I was reading it out until I heard Amaka speak!
βMy regards to him too!β
βAnd anyways he likes youβ she said with a laughter in her voice.
I lifted my head and I saw her still there!
βOh girl! Get your nicki minaj off my sight and go dress up!β I said to her seeing her filling my face with her big ass.
βHe likes you o, you know abi?β
βAmaka!β
βHe likes you!β she said walking away and reversing like a car!
βAmaka, na wetin na?β I picked the remote to throw at her and she zoomed off.
Stupid girl!. . . And that was how things started with Jide even though we weren’t dating till he left for New York, only to return without a prior notice.
I already like Amaka’s character. Eliza, being nice when she’s in a tight corner.
That Amaka girl rocks?.. This was interesting but finished way too quick nah.. I am suing you for suspense creation and making me wait till next friday-See you in court!!!
Nice write too.. Remain blessed
Hahahahahaha! Your comment is bae!!!! I was cracked up! Thanks a lot darling!
Hahahahahaha girl! Your comment is so bae!! I was cracked up. Thanks a lot Darling!
Hmmm, Eliza Eliza.. professional beggar cum aproko. I like Amaka’s craziness, so lit!!!
Btw ibukun, what is the name of this escort na?? U wan take am cook soup? Lol…Nice read jare, u are the “bump”.
I like dis Amaka babe o. well written Ibukun
Ibukun is back with a bang… Amaka well done
getting more interesting by d day. loving it. more greeze to ur elbow
Girl like Amaka ?
Amaka is seriously bcuming an addiction o n is d escort really preg. Wetin happened to our approko Eliza wif d way she reversed to her enemies ouse to go do fyn bara (begging). Ibukun u re da bomb, nice rite up. Kisses
Haaa.. Jide is too fast o. Someone just accused your friend of violating her and you’re already hitting on her same day? Hostile overtaker ?
Great episode ibukun. Well done!
I jst luv ds Amaka bae 4 her braveness shaa d bae get courage die. Still Dnt knw her frnd name oo.
I jst luv ds Amaka bae 4 her braveness shaa d bae get courage die. Still Dnt knw her frnd name oo. Tanx IBK
Playing catch up on this. I already see Amaka as a part of the Amaka in the Fish Brain series. Too much ginger dey her body. Lemme quickly hop on the next episode.