Conversation between two mobile users. One female and the other, male. BABE: R u gay? GUY: WAT???????!!!! BABE: Well I… GUY: Well, wat? BABE: D last tym I was at ur place, u rebuffed all my advances n its not d 1st time. GUY: Oh dat… BABE: Seriously r u gay? No guy has done dat 2me… GUY: Oh, beliv me ur sexy! But …
Fish Brain Clan (9) Habeeba
HABEEBA Tuesday Evening. Kaduna I walked into Baba’s room. He was seated on his bed, counting the beads on his Tesbi, praying silently. I turned away and walked back to the sitting room. It had been a long day and a very bad one. After what I went through with Kabir, all I wanted to …
Fish Brain Clan (7) Bem
BEM I’m out of juice. Today I nicked an artery and almost killed my patient, almost got myself into trouble. Standing in the theatre, scalpel in hand, I lose track of time until the consultant calls my name. I look at him. I’m sweating. I can’t think clearly. “Bem?” the consultant calls again and I …
Fish Brain Clan (5) Kyenpia
KYENPIA My name is Kyenpia and I am Amaka’s friend. My friends call me Kyen or fondly, Kay. Amaka and I are very close, more like sisters. You know that type of friendship that has seen tough times and is destined to last till death? Yeah, that’s the type we share. We’ve had our …
Test-The-Terone: The Nigerian Woman and the Real Man
THE NIGERIAN WOMAN AND THE REAL MAN The Nigerian woman is like every other woman. She has all the appealing body parts and her anatomy is definitely female but she surprisingly has more to offer. The Nigerian woman is raised to love, obey, respect, satisfy and nurture her man. From the time her little …
